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sagansense: What Is Science? There is an old parable — not sure if it comes from someone famous I should be citing, or whether I read it in some obscure book years ago — about a lexicographer who was tasked with defining the word “taxi.” Thing

joolescoosablooncas: I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not.

man mac miller is answering questions right now, but i don’t think it’d be appropriate if I asked him why he was so goddamn trash at what he was famous for. or why he thought rhyming “montauk” with “tomahawk” was a good verse.

sparkitors: It was Shakespeare who first said, “ONLINE DATING, UGH” and we couldn’t agree with him more. But what would the bard’s most famous characters write on their profiles, if forced to look for love on the godforsaken hellscape that is

I know I’m in the extreme minority here but I actually think Cats looks fine? I mean, it looks odd but it’s Cats, it was always gonna look a little odd! The play has always looked odd (we’re just used to it now)! It’s real life

sparkitors: It was Shakespeare who first said, “ONLINE DATING, UGH” and we couldn’t agree with him more. But what would the bard’s most famous characters write on their profiles, if forced to look for love on the godforsaken hellscape that is

study-blr: joolescoosablooncas:I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not. HOLY ACTUAL FUCK OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS

study-blr:joolescoosablooncas:I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not. HOLY ACTUAL FUCK OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS

if i was famous i would go to the apple store and look for computers where people forgot to log off facebook and post a picture of myself and be like hey guess what you missed

study-blr:joolescoosablooncas:I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not. HOLY ACTUAL FUCK OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS

skarletfyre: nortoned: but what if you became a famous actor or actress and then you were asked to do a film and you accepted but then your costar was your celebrity crush that you used to blog about at 3am and you used to cry over their face and their

onesiethugxo: If I was famous & went to award shows, I’d have someone checking tumblr at all times to see what venchy had to say about what I was wearing

kiraloveslots: theswordandthescarf: benedict-cumberbutt: skarletfyre: nortoned: but what if you became a famous actor or actress and then you were asked to do a film and you accepted but then your costar was your celebrity crush that you used to

joolescoosablooncas: I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not.

joolescoosablooncas: I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not.

sometimelow: if i was famous i would go to the apple store and look for computers where people forgot to log off facebook and post a picture of myself and be like hey guess what you missed

awkwardvagina: if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry yes but what do you feed an awkward vagina

study-blr:joolescoosablooncas:I need to stop imagining what I’d say in interviews if I was ever famous because I am not. HOLY ACTUAL FUCK OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS

brad-fordbadboi: if-thats-not-love-then-what-is: so yesterday i asked my mom if we could go to the movies and pretend to be famous so she was like okay and we saw trainwreck and we put on black leggins and sweatshirts and put the hoods up and then we

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